Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

ghosty niggas

those people who are black and ghost you in any forms

Joseph: damn those stupid ghosty niggas
marcus: who?
Jopseph:those assholes who are black and ghost you

by lesbianboi November 6, 2019

ghosty poopy

when you have to poop and you feel something come out, but you look in the toilet and nothings there

i really had to go but it must have been a ghosty poopy

by mark the shark in the dark August 7, 2011

ghosty ghost

When two people simultaneously ghost eachother. But the last text from whoever was the last to text can’t be a question.

The both decided to ghost eachother. So they Both ghosty ghosted.

by Bananas34 July 11, 2020

ghosty.not.found

ghosty.not.found is a good friend heaven they are smart mostly shy they also have friend group full of nice peeps and also crackheads trust me ghosty.not.found is a good person

ghosty.not.found is very good friend

by cookieblueyt July 15, 2022

ultimate ghosty

When you hang a shit and you turn around and see that your shit has disappeared. Then you go and wipe your arse and the toilet paper is clean like you never hung a shit

Man I done the biggest shit and when I turned around it was gone. To check that I done a shit I wiped my arse and there was nothing. Wtf! Did I do a shot or not? I must of done the ultimate ghosty

by SirMixAlot II February 10, 2018

Pulling A Ghosty

To relentlessly harass someone out of nowhere for no reason.

I was just chilling with my friends and some guy comes up to me and starts pulling a ghosty, what a dick.

by Just another bleach May 25, 2021