jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.
Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer
by rbnightmare May 18, 2009
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jerkin your gerkin

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"
by andyrizz July 26, 2008
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MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS
BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN
by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010
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Jerkin ur Gerkin

It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!
Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin
by Rohe November 24, 2007
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Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011
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Gerkin’

To Gerk / Gerk Walk is the act of schmoovin with such viscosity and swagger, that those around you fall victim to a trance like state, and simply much start two steppin along side.
“Hey Mark you see that guy Gerkin’ on the New York news?”

“John, what the fuck are you talking about?”

“Yeah man, it was wild, he started Gerkin’ in front of the Macy’s parade, everyone was gerkin’ by the end of it, some were even jerkin’ man it was… it was wild.”
by X Isn’t Real November 26, 2023
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Gerkin’

To Gerk / Gerk Walk is to move with such viscosity and or swagger, that those around you fall into a hypnotic trance fueled only by the sheer amount of schmoovin’ that you be doin’.
“Hey Mark, did you see that guy on the news Gerkin’ in NYC?”

“John. What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Yeah man, he started Gerkin’ during the Macy’s parade, by the end every US resident within a fourteen mile radius was either Gerkin’, two steppin’, or jerkin’, sometimes both. It was… it was wild man.
by X Isn’t Real November 26, 2023
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