Geoff

Possibly the greatest guy ever, he has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is the best friend you could ask for!! He's pretty short, but has a great sense of humor about it. He is also really sick minded, but can be serious when he needs to be. Harbours an obsession with Rainbowdash from MLPFiM, and hates pinkie pie. He's sweet, generous, really smart, fun to be around and easy to crush on!

Also used as a definition of; Jacking off, or the art of hinting at a perverted version of anything and everything.

"I think I'm in love with Geoff!"
"Oh, hells no, bitch! Geoff's MY man!"

by #swagyolo17 May 5, 2013

Geoff

Any person named geoff is a mega faggot and enjoys it when they get extreme anal from Todd, Todd is his side dick and after you have sex with him and he cumms in your vag. He immediately goes to fuck Todd even if you want to talk or continue to make out he is so far in the closet that he can’t get out.

That guy just Geoffed me

by FemalePenale January 19, 2019

Geoff

The retarded spelling of Jeff

Geoff: I spell my name G.E.O.F.F.
Me: Kill yourself

by dick_pisser_765 April 8, 2021

Geoff

The idiotic way of trying to write Jeff. Geoff is not pronounced 'Jeff' its pronounced 'G-off'

"Do you see that idiot over their"
"Whats his name"
"Geoff"

by Not Geoff November 6, 2018

Geoff

A fantabulous human with many skills. He is a very important human. If you ever get hold of a geoff its probably lucky cause there is only one of him.
He can put a smile on any llamas face.
Treasure your GEOFF.

Geoff is great friends with everyone and has great friends.
Leandro is his friend and together they will take over america.
Most geoffs live in Australia though.

by ElDickhead April 22, 2018

Geoff

Geoff is the stupid little brother of Jeff who is always following him and screaming "MY NAME E GEOFF" at the top his lungs.

Jeff: It's so sad that grandpa is dead
Geoff: MY NAME E GEOFF
Jeff: You should be the one in that grave

by Jeff with a dead grandpa February 23, 2018

Geoff

A very cute boy. He has this super cute smile that makes you smile too. Eye contact with him would make any girls heart flutter! He’s just a boy who I’m deeply Fallen inluvv with yep he’s Geoff the boy and man of my dreams. He’s super loyal and has a good heart. If ever you have someone like him dont ever let him go! For he is a great loss...

Geoff is just so freaking cuteeee

by Ambrecious January 31, 2020