fuckle up

The act of putting on protection before sex, such as a condom.

Derived from "buckle up", which is the act of securing safety straps before driving a car.

"Baby I'm gonna plow you like a foot of snow."
"Don't forget to fuckle up first!"
"Of course - it's the law"

by Bartender Bill August 23, 2016

furkling

to furkle v - 1) to rummage around; to search. 2) to muck about. often misspelled as "searching"

After much furkling, Will discovered that his new word "furkling" was acknowledged by only 238 people worldwide.
Karan furkled around in her handbag for her pen, while Will less-than-calmly tried to explain what "furkling" was.

by Wilberforce February 8, 2007

buck the fuckle up

derived from the phrase buckle up; used in more serious situations with stuborn people

you better buck the fuckle up before i make you

by hande October 23, 2004

fuckle

To fuck and cuddle simultaneously or in the same session.

My girlfriend and I just had a little fuckle for Valentine's Day.

by Andy Bader February 6, 2003

Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.

“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 8, 2004