Fucket List

What you would like to do (Sexually) before you die..

My Fucket List:
1) Ride the Sybian
2) Get The Poison Out
3) A strap on
4) Have sex with Howard Stern (perhaps using #3)

by Orgasm Girl May 6, 2010

fucket

too lazy, tired or leathered to do anything

Fucket man, I can't be arsed with that shit

by Lardy July 19, 2003

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

A truly inspired name for a pub quiz team, as previously used in The Castle pub in Aberystwyth.

"And in first place, the Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers, with 128 points!"

by Little Miss Trouble July 30, 2003

fucket

A bucket full of fucks. Nearly everyone Does not ever give a fuck heRE and there, so it has to go someWhere right? when a singLE fuck isn't Enough, you need a fucket.

" Here's a fucket. " you would tell someone this sarcastically, when you couldn't care any less but want to dismiss them with a jab; it's condescending and they will ask what the hell is a fucket. and you calmly tell them what it is. Now they feel more stupid.

by [H1NK December 22, 2020

Chuck it in the fucket bucket

idk

your straight? No your not! Chuck it in the fucket bucket

by 1ndosex May 2, 2022

fucket list

Similar to a bucket list, except the list contains names of people to do before you die

I've done everything on my bucket list! Now I can die happy.

Yeah, well I've done everyone on my fucket list, I think I used my time more productively.

by wilso11683 March 24, 2011

Fucket

Northern Irish, typically Belfast slang. A 'fucket' is a soft drinks bottle, typically a 2 litre sized bottle with a small hole burned at the bottom, filled with water and used to smoke cannabis in a simalar way to a bong.
Can also be called a 'Joe', 'Waterfall' or a 'lung'.

Here mate, do me a fucket till I get stoned.

by Mope 9t6 July 11, 2019