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fudge packer

someone that packages fudge
by Tigerer April 20, 2010
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Fudge Packer

Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
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Green Bay Fudge Packer

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.
by El ritardo July 2, 2018
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Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.
Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!
by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009
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Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.
by jp November 30, 2003
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fudge packer

One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway
dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.
by Zach May 29, 2003
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fudge packer

One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.
Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'
by Clay Bertrand April 10, 2005
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