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Fuckheadery

Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).
Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.
by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010
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fucktardasaurus rex

A person who is a complete and utter moron.
Wow, he is such a fucktardasaurus rex!
by klca April 26, 2014
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fucktarded

1.A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded simultaneously 2. combining the phrase "fucking retarded" into one word, similar to "fugly" combining the two-word phrase "fucking ugly"
Many song and movie remakes are critically acclaimed, while those who think contrary claim remakes are fucktarded.

You'd be surprised how many fucktarded by-laws there are in your province/city/district which were passed long ago when they were relavent to ongoing issues.
by Nicholas M February 4, 2007
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flagrant fucktard

1. One who openly (and sometimes quite proudly) displays the most extreme atributes of a fucktard.
2. One who displays a subconscious obsession with attacking fucktards, but who infact is a fucktard.
3. One who does entirely retarded or fucked up things out of sheer lack of mental competence or inhibitions of speech.
4. Someone for whom commercially marketed and socially popular insults such as fag, douchebag, retard, etc. will not do justice to the extreme stupidity of their nature.

See: fucktard dumbass jackass douche bastard
Josh continues to both stalk and send creepy letters to Jennifer, even though she hates him and has filed a restraining order against him. What a flagrant fucktard.
by Chris Michael P. October 24, 2006
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Fuckstrated

Sexually frustrated due to being extremely horny or from a lack of sex. A dry spell from a lack of quality sex that results in total frustration; a short fuse from a lack of sex.
This has been an extremely fuckstrating month.

I am fuckstrated.
by Uncle JJ February 11, 2009
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Fucktardia

Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.

To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.

Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.

The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.

The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.

The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.

b. How was it?

a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.
by Name removed by the NSA January 2, 2014
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