fucktarded

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life

1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!

by Sam Bowles June 26, 2007

fucklediddledoo

Word of choice in a helter-skelter situation

Everyone's running around like a bunch of maniacs in the airport. Fucklediddledoo!

by speakthetruthandonlythetruth June 25, 2006

Sweet Fuckteen

The birth' day you lost your virginity.

Sally: Omg, i just lost my virginity in the church.

Jo: Happy sweet fuckteen

by Sloppyjo March 1, 2009

Fucktender

A girl who is notorious for having sex with bartenders.

"Aggie has slept with every guy that works at Tipsy Pig, Balboa Cafe, and the Horseshoe Tavern. She's a total fucktender."

by MeanJoeFunStory September 9, 2014

fucking fuckheaded fucky face

Someone who acts like a total asshole when in your presence.

See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.

Hey, don't you think <someone> is a fucking fuckheaded fucky face?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....

1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.

by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

fuckered up

getting so drunk you don't give a damn how many suffixes you use! Mainly used in a "red neck" tone of voice.

Jake- Tonight is not gonna be fun.

Joe- I don't care, I'm getting fuckered up either way!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009