Im not fucking with you

Im not playing anymore: im getting serious
Usually used when someone is pissed off.

Look im not fucking with you anymore go wash the dishes.

by Anonyms J June 15, 2016

you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad

This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.

Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.

by Memetric December 29, 2018

you fucking spoon

An insult

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon

by whats it to you??????? May 27, 2017

Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011

Are You Fucking High?

When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'

Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'

by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

by EndItall666 May 29, 2018

you fucking doughnut

One of the best insults coming out of Gordon Ramsay’s mouth, one of the most destructive ways to end people’s lives and careers as they would end up having a heart attack or like a brain damage.

Patrick: hey fam, did you bring the assignment’s copies?
George: oh for fucks sake, I forgot it mate
Patrick: you fUcking dOughnUt, absolutely useless you are

by MsKeisha January 18, 2021