cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.

1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

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fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

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Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

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