fuckcanary

Similar to fucknugget; a blockheaded numbskull incapable of reading rules or understanding anything

Oh look at that fuckcanary trying to act like they know shit about gender and biology. When will they ever learn?

by _nefelibata_ February 26, 2018

fuccha

A collective noun used to refer to the collection of poor, tormented souls studying in the first year of university. Poor kids working their asses off 20 hours a day and still getting it kicked by Professors and recruiters alike. Miserable beings who survive for months on a week's worth of sleep. Wretched people surrounded by a barrage of assignments, surprise tests, presentations, CVs, interviews and haunted by nightmares of not landing a job or flunking a subject.

"oh you will see, my dear fuccha" - A senior on being asked how is the student life in university

by OhMyGodWhereTheHellIAm? May 4, 2021

fuckhazard

Something too dangerous to fuck.

Man, that leech is a fuckhazard.

by Urban Dictionary Moderator 420 March 30, 2022

fuckcrazy

Something said or done to you by another person that completely obliterates any or all of the fucks you had left to give for that day, week, or (If the bitch was really asking for it) month. To get some of your fucks back, one can simply whoop that ass any direction they choose; up, down, left, or right. Results may vary.

Girl: "Nah bitch. What your not about to do is come at me sideways with somethin' fuckcrazy. You wanna brawl bitch just say so cause I don't do that bullshit. Takin' about 'I was lookin' yo man'. Hell no, my nigga you got the game so fucked up if you thought that fuckboy was gonna get some. You can keep him."

by RealSh*t December 13, 2014

Fuckhawk

Any person who waits until a close friend is after a potential hookup, and swoops in like a hawk and pilfers the pussy.

Joe liked Lauren.
Greg fucked Lauren.
Joe said, "Greg you're such a fuckhawk!"

by maneaterjoe May 14, 2009

fuckchops

A condescending term for a loser.

Nice shot there, fuckchops.

by Archon888 March 18, 2004

fuckwhackery

A person who not only believes in a nonsense idea but practices such even when it is absolutely clear its a totally fucking stupid idea with no basis in reality.

A person practicing fuckwhackery is refered to as either a fuckwit or a fuckwhacker.

Fuckwhackers are identifiable by their keen sense of absolutely fucking nothing and ability to turn any simple idea into a complex and non intelligable mental contortion of total garbage.

Common fuckwhackery is generally practiced by people with very low levels of personal intelligence such as creationists, the mentally disabled and those people you see screaming about Jesus outside tube stations at rush hour.

Animals such as domestic pets like dogs and cats can illicit symptoms of fuckwhackery if they injest the correct quantity of marijuana, alcohol or pet food laced with acid. Although such animals might behave just like a creationist cretard, fucktard, fuckwit or mentally disabled human its physiology is a sure sign its a stoned lower species just slightly brighter, therefore not a practiced student of fuckwhackery due to higher intelligence.

Creationist cretards being uneducated batshit crazy fucktards practice fuckwhackery on a biblical scale.

Expanding Earth you say, what sort of a fuckwit are you to believe that fuckwhackery?

No you fuckwit you can't float by lifting your own feet off the ground, that idea is total fuckwhackery.

I see so you think your cock is the biggest cos its the closest one to your face? Well that just means your a total fuckwit and master wizard of fuckwhackery.

I gave up thinking that drinking vials of water I was given would cure my poor ability to use my brain because although I originally thought it was called homeopathy it later transpired it was actaully a form of fuckwhackery.

by MumblingMickey September 27, 2011