What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.

Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.

by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010

shut the fuck up you piece of shit

Something you say to filthy casual plebs

Hey Dinger, shut the fuck up you piece of shit

by Mlglmaolmao July 24, 2016

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

what the fuck is this shit

what i say whenever i open urban dictionary, searches for a normal thing and someone has sexualized the word for no damn reason

me: *searches for something*

urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''

me: what the fuck is this shit

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022

the fuck you say to me you little shit

Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out

Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by Blqckout April 25, 2019

The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

- Another one of Ninja, a Fortnite streamer's quotes

Guy 1: Your so bad at this!
Guy2: The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

by ImmaRealGamer January 25, 2021

Shit, what the fuck!?

When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.

Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.

*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*

Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright

Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?

by BobpieChompers July 9, 2018