Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)

Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

pound the flounder

Male masturbation, jerking off, etc...

Q: What's Mike up to this weekend? A: Since his girlfriend is away he's probably gonna sit home and pound the flounder.

by FunnyMFer March 30, 2010

Flounder Pubes

When one's pubic hair is extremely unkempt.

Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!

by Schlossberg January 14, 2008

raymond frolander

A child molesting fuckbag.

Raymond Frolander deserved to get his ass beat by the father of the 11-year-old boy he was caught molesting. Now the masses say "Fuck you Frolander".

by humsum August 19, 2018

Flounder Dick

Flounder Dick occurs in severely overweight men. When a hugely fat guy developes a "front butt" his dick begins to migrate south like the eye of a juvenile flounder- it is mostly out of necessity due to the encroachment of the "front butt", and to ensure the dick can still hang in the toilet. Extreme cases left untreated can result in the distgusting condition known as Dick Buttkiss.

that dude is so fat, he must have a full fledged flounder dick.

by drbinshore May 14, 2010

Fromunda cheese

(n,adj.,prep.) Chunky, thick, mal-odorous, peanutbutter like substance eminating "from under" the coin purse. Due to lack of personal hygiene. Ori: "from under" the scrotum

Guy 1: What is the flavor in this sandwich...is that the tangy zip of miracle whip?

Guy 2: Nah it's fromunda cheese!

Guy 1: Is that the fancy stuff from France?

Guy 2: I'm sure it's available in France.

by Pablo T March 27, 2009

Founders Classical Academy of Flower mound

Founders classical academy of flower mound is a school with a bunch of shitty teachers that suck themselves off over Shakespeare plays. If you wear a non school jacket or a skirt that is an inch too short you are strung up on a cross and set you on fire to burn off the non school jacket. they also hired a creepy gym teacher that was gross and actively favored the girls so he could try together with them.

Founders Classical Academy of flower mound is not a good school to enroll your kids in!

by Capital One January 7, 2022