mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013

taint fracking

When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.

I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.

by Phil Nagi November 23, 2016

fanny fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into a fanny

I'm going to give her a right fanny fracking When I get home

by Rivet busters July 20, 2017

teeter fracking

Teeter fracking and it’s original origins is still under Discrepancy, however; much speculation is placed on the Girl Scouts movement of 2012. WARNING The actual process is timely and dangerous, but can produce incredible results. A teeter frack involves either a male or female inserting a catheter in both parties urethras. At this point it is now possible to thrust piss from one bladder to the other creating a teeter totter effect.

Hi Gregorgay how about we link up our cocks and we can thrust some piss in each other teeter fracking style

by Gregorgay July 19, 2019

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.

For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!

by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021

Frolicking

When you and your SO enjoy sexytimes like Padme and Anakin in Attack of the Clones

Meg and her boyfriend enjoy frolicking every night.

by SoreLoser February 4, 2018

fricking

Acording to my history teacher,
who is extremely precise about pronunciation told us
FRICKING means to masturbate.
and he said it was an old english term.
thats as far into the subject he would go,
as he is very posh, proper and was 'uncomfortable' talking about the meaning of the word.

people might usually assosiate this world with the film napoleon dynamite.

this conversation is how i found out the meaning of the word:

Me: Gimme my pen back
Jess: No you fricking idiot its mine
Teacher: What did you just say?!

(it progressed from there)

by Treulf September 25, 2006