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frightening

1.She was frightened and pushed the man away.
2.The man outside the door was frightening to see.
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The Frightened Donkey

A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"
by Rygar James November 2, 2006
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frightened starfish

Rigid position adopted by a female virgin in preparation for first coital experience.

Characterised by slightly spread arms and legs and absolutely no movement whatsoever before, during or after coitus.
"Yeah, it was her first time, so she did the frightened starfish, but after a couple of times she was really cock hungry"
by stevobower February 21, 2005
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Frightened Rabbit

You are trying to shit on a girl during sex, but you are constipated. You push as hard as you can until the shit is halfway out, but as soon as you relax your stomach muscles, the shit goes all the way back in. (When you flex your stomach muscles your cock flares up. But when you relax it goes down. The cock represents a hunting snake, and the shit represents a frightened rabbit retreating back into its hole)
Dood! Last night I was trying to shit on my girl but i had a frightened rabbit. Fukin A!!!
by MMMofVVV March 30, 2008
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bride frightener

Large male member. That which would put the fear of Got into most newly wed ladies.
Charles entered the bridal suite naked & Daphne fainted at the size of of his 'bride frightener'.
by yoggy January 15, 2014
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frighteous

like something about to be totally righteous but you realize its scary!!!
guy #1: dude that move was righteous!!
guy #2: ahh bro that dude just bailed ahh sick man that shit was frighteous!

asian #1: frighteous, dude
asian #2: MESO WANG CHANG SAN CHIN!
by ye March 28, 2005
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frightening huge

terribly good, awesome
by electron257 November 30, 2006
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