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friendmongering

The act of using a social community website bulletin board to broadcast a message asking others to add your best friend or shitty garage bands profile to their friends list.
This bulletin has a catchy title. I shall read what is inside... goddammit, another asshole friendmongering his blink 182 cover band, im getting tired of this shit.
by Molson Dan September 27, 2005
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friendilingus

Friendilingus is the act of cunnilingus performed on a friend by a friend purely for the sake of helping a friend out and/or improving skill in that area.
"I don't really feel very comfortable performing cunnilingus, could I perform friendilingus on you so as to get comfortable with it?"
by djones September 15, 2013
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Friending

by William Rowe March 26, 2020
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period friendliness

An emotion experienced by girls while they are menstruating. It is characterized by stronger-than-usual friendliness towards anyone and everyone around them. It is the opposite of PMS.
"That girl has never talked to me before, but today she really wanted to become friends."

"Oh, she probably has period friendliness."
by snaek November 2, 2009
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Friending

When Steve answered the spam call he was greeted by an overweight Indian fella, "Hello, my friending"
by Zequity March 26, 2020
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lazy friending

when someone keeps showing up in your news feed on facebook and you eventually friend them because you're too lazy to click the x button.
who the hell is sarah johnson? whatevs im just lazy friending her
by classicrocklover January 21, 2011
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Fake friending

When you become a "friend" of someone to solely get something from them. Pretending to be someone's friend to take advantage of them.
She ended up fake friending Jane so she could score Rihanna tickets.
by serenavand September 6, 2010
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