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Eskimo Freezer

The experience of having a sexual intercourse with an eskimo thot in the bleak cold tundra and your dick freezes in an erect position and cannot return flacid. Hence she breaks it off and uses it as a dildo for future use.
Yo Mom I don't have a dick anymore cuz I was put though an eskimo freezer last night.
by Qu1nine May 26, 2018
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Hardbody Freeze

When playing any type of video game and the game freezes for a length of time longer than 10 minutes and is not playable after that time period.
I was playing fallout: new vegas and i was about to beat the game, next thing i know it hardbody freezes on me and i have to do the whole last mission over again! WTF!
by dariusbthebest December 30, 2010
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freezer fur

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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South Alabama Freeze Pop

First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
by fruityrudy December 6, 2014
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Sneeze Freeze

The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".
Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!

Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!

Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.
by Jack Chau January 27, 2011
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Muffin Freezer

A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever.

Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:

Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.

Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.
The first date went ok, but I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is a Muffin Freezer - he already sent me 5 text messages on my way home from the restaurant.
by Sudsy Jugs Nosenhousen June 2, 2009
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Mental Freeze

Mental Freeze is what Happens when your brain goes Numb
When your brain goes Numb you Can call that Mental Freeze
by WallArt February 27, 2021
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