Franken-fine

1. an adjective that describes a man or woman, usually green-ish and arguably alive or not, that is looking super sexy or fuckable on that day.

2. a monstrous pun.

*Pronunciation should be with a slight ebonics or mexican accent: (just imagine Missy Elliot or DMX saying it)

Girl: "Ooh girl, check him out... 'nigga's lookin' franken-fine tonight... mmm-hmmm... yeah... alright... okay... mm boy."

Friend #1: "Dude Im finna sound like fag, but you're looking fucking franken-fine today, motherfucker."

Friend #2: "Yo thanks, that was some franken-fine alliteration."

Friend #1: "Yeah sucka, peace on Earff!"

Friend #2: "Whaddup, baby?"

by Dumblesaur February 9, 2009

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Franke

Franke is a modern day evolution and massive improvement on the name "Frank" which is a name referring to a Germanic tribe -- the Franks -- who derived the tribal name from a type of spear that they used. Which basically means, Franke is a bad ass mo'fo. Smart and cool, but also deadly. Most Franke's kick major ass and are in the upper echelon of whatever circle they run in. Their perfect balance of smarts and savagery make them an instant hit with the opposite sex, so Franke's tend to always have gorgeous women by their side.

drunk man in a bar to a beautiful woman: "hey sweetie, let me get some of you"
Franke steps in: "Listen brother, you better leave the lady alone and keep moving before I stick my drink straw up your pee hole"
Beautiful woman to Franke: "Wow, you saved me. You're so smart and animalistic, you must be a Franke"

by Franke Flowers February 5, 2010

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frankenesque

Of or pertaining to, Victor Frankenstein's monster from the book of the same title.

The gigantic handprints on the corpse would have struck me as frankenesque, if they hadn't been on the corpse's penis.

by SCHiBER February 13, 2005

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Fralker

A person who friends you on Facebook, then stalks you via your status updates. Their eventual goal is to meet you in person and freak you out by the vast amount of knowledge they have about you.

Jay: Hello, Rosh. Did you just come from hot yoga?

Rosh: Um, do I know you?

Rosh: Dude I met my fralker today. Creeper!

Kristin: I told you not to friend people you don't know.

by Roshambo187 October 3, 2011

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frankendocument

An aggregate document that is composed of other documents that shouldn't be included as a single document. This is usually done to satisfy internal politics, and reflects the inefficiency of egos and idiots in businesses and government organizations.

Person 1:
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"

Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."

Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."

Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."

by BaileyPoint October 18, 2011

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