Saint Francis High School

Saint Francis High School is the place to go for juul parties in the bathroom. If your student doesn’t get an A or is the best at a sport they will be rejected and have no friends, this is the place to send the “good” catholic boys and girls. Don’t forget to prayer every single day or you will be forced to sit and pray all day. If you’re looking for a school that can teach about hell just by experiencing it, this is the place for you. Everyone is all amen and shit and if you aren’t then you are humiliated. If you are a student here you should probably leave as soon as you read this because I know you wanna take of those dumb uniforms.

Guy #1: So you go to Saint Francis High School?
Guy #2: Yeah, I’m Catholic
Guy #1: hehe amen and shit
Guy #2: you’re going to hell
Guy #1: actually I’m gonna stay at my school thanks

by YahBoiMrMiggins December 3, 2019

St.Francis de sales Highschool

St Francis desales Highschool is a gay ass boring ass lame ass high school with racist teachers that favor every white student in existence. It’s also famously known for a rape incident that happened in the school parking lot with administrators such as bill stellar sugar coating it.

“Omg you go to St.Francis de sales Highschool that lame ass school”

by Desales class of 2020 September 9, 2021

St Francis High School Crestmead

This school is A VERY VERY BAD SCHOOL DO NOT GO HERE, everyone at the school is acting like they are being forced to act cool do bad things and say slang words. They play stupid games at the school such as yongo yongo means disgusting in some other language but how it starts is when you touch something disgusting you get yongo and its like a game of tag and you have to pass it on, whoever has it last at the end of the day has to get jumped by all the people who were playing the game, like full on kicked punched everything. The teachers dont care and you will get bullied if your new, its like a social hierachy and you have to be the most feared and baddest of them all to get to the top. And if you are weaker than others you WILL get picked on. Sometimes people just want to fight you if you have beef with them they will want fo fight you and say "lets run 1's" this school is very bad dont go to it.

St Francis High School Crestmead
Student 1: He had yongo last yaam

Student 2: lets beat him up
Everyone: *beats the guy up*

by thinking.. August 3, 2022

The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.

The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.

Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.

Reality: Not so much.

by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010

Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Springs Missouri, so old across the street it has the tombstones of its former students. Nearby is a radioactive plant that children are forced to march to for gym credit, that is if they make it and don’t get shot at by lunatics that live in tents in the woods. Unfourtantly one teached wasn’t so lucky. With the radioactive waste, and crazies near by its no wonder this school is next to a graveyard it’s a death trap.

Oh fuck you go Francis Howell High School how are you still alive?

by Commander_geek February 2, 2018

The France of American Sports

Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.

New England is The France of American Sports, they almost never win any games.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008