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francais 

Francais- a middle name for girls. Used as an extremely francophone form of the more common name Frances. People with this middle name tend to be know-it-alls, but also extremely cute.
"That Alison Francais Mulvale is one big pain in the ass, she thinks she knows alot about olde english."
"I agree but she is pretty cute"
"Here Here"
francais by Hamm-tor April 9, 2009
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San Franciscan Pileup 

The act of two males masturbating with one another and ejaculating at the same exact time. The result is the ejaculated sperm colliding with one another.
This should not be confused with a "San Franciscan Kiss", which is similar, but one male ejaculates into the urethra of another man during or before the other male's orgasm.
"Man, did you see Jack & Terry's room?"
"Yeah. It looked like a pulled a San Franciscan Pileup on the place!"

Lycée français Charles de Gaulle 

A school filled with rich french kids that’ll ruin your life day by day. One day there, and you can be apart of your own scandal. Drama can be found in every corner and if you look closely you can find a snobby-skinny -Jean -wearing rich boy who’s probably wearing a Kenzo sweatshirt. A school where you can wear your own clothes, but wear the wrong thing and you might be bullied; but that’s a part of the experience. LFCDG is great fun, you can make new friends or you can think your making new friends but in reality they’re two faced and their only your “friend” to talk shit about you. At the lycee you can find students smoking just outside of the school, now don’t be intimidated, they’re just re charging they won’t hurt you if you don’t look them in the eyes. Despite the passive aggressive shit I wrote, I owe a lot to that school, it gave me an attitude and it showed me how to be a boss at bitch stares. It also made me stronger; despite being in the worse mental state I have ever been when I was there, it gave me thicker skin. Now I don’t give a shit about what anyone says because the students at LFCDG has already said it all.
GIRL: “urg what’s that smell”

BOY: “ oh it’s the students from that french school, lycée français Charles de Gaulle, they smoke a lot”

*student walks by screaming on the phone *

STUDENT: “papa !! Nan mais j’ai que besoin comme 500£!!!” (annoying high pitch nasally voice)

Dirty Francisca 

When you introduce your dick in the girls asshole so hard that she shits on you and then she licks the shit away.
A: So, we were having a good time when she shat on me dick and then licked the mf
B: oh yeah, the good ol' Dirty Francisca
Dirty Francisca by Chris Jaksøn September 2, 2021

San Franciscan Teapot 

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend
Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!

Francisca 

She is so annoying sometimes pretty sometimes ugly she lives up to what people want her to live up to She listens to people not herself and never makes up what she wants to do
Oh my God Francisca so annoying

San Franciscan Wank

A dutch rudder during which the man holds a shake weight instead of his penis. Ironically, this is a safe for work act and the acronym for the term is also SFW.
At the White Elephant party, Scott got stuck with the shake weight, so Tim gave him a San Franciscan Wank to make him feel better.