Four-way fracture

When you shit, cum, vomit and sneeze all at the same time.

Jack: Hey bro, you alright?
John: Nah bro, I Four-way fractured last night.
Jack: Jesus christ

by gfdhnsjgbfshgrsyugfhsyrudg May 31, 2022

Fractured peeeen

When your wood gets snapped in two.

Jarifeena wanted revenge so she gave him a fractured peeeen.

by P_Jabrinski October 21, 2019

Fracture of femur

“Fracture a femur” is just like “Break a leg”
But more detailed “go fracture a femur!”

“As someone goes on stage”
Person: Fracture of femur!
“Wha.....”

by Spaced out of my mind November 22, 2020

Fracture side

When you're in a fistfight while being aided by your friends, and you accidentally hit one of them.

Fracture side, Marco. Look it up!

by MrBigDig April 07, 2024

fractured butt hole

when you havin a quicky on the hood of your car in sub zero tempratures and need to continuously break through the frozen juices over the butthole to keep fucking

"I know i was hanging out in the parking lot till late but oh boy, was that a fractured butt hole"

by Psyrenity November 11, 2017

bone fracture

When a bone is broken.

Bone fractures can cause swelling.

by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

Russian fracturing

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.

CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.

by Agswaggg April 04, 2012