Fortnight

slang term from the street indicating a length of time longer than a 'grip' and a 'minute'

Boy, I ain't been home in a fortnight!

by tbarbos June 19, 2010

fortnight

A video game played by virgins or people who have no social appeal.

“Sorry, your tits are nice but i’m top 5 in fortnight right now.”

by Bigboiblablade May 5, 2018

fortnight

A slang word to express the physical strength of a person as being too weak (two week)

That kid's so frickin fortnight

by creaturecalydon December 11, 2009

fortnight sex skin

this fart night smex skin will multiply your orgazim by how many pupes you have (WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)

the fortnight sex skin muliplyed my semen prodution by 50, my mommy was very mad, I'm in big big trouble, my moomy doesn't like my taste

by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021

fuck free fortnight

A 14 day or two week period in which one dose not engage in sexual intercorse.

Man I haven’t had sex in like two weeks it’s been a fuck free fortnight.

by No nutt April 14, 2019

fortnight

Fortnight is a word that means a period of two weeks. It is commonly used in the sense of kidnapping victim having been violated or beaten for said amount of time. however has no negative or sexual connotation on it's own.

1) I was kidnapped by pirates, they raped and violated me for a fortnight.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.

by sexygerl February 25, 2017

Fortnightitis

An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!

by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019