You are NOT the father

If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.

"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."

*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*

by Royal_Defense710 October 18, 2014

illegitimate father

1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.

2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.

3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.

Thomas Jefferson was an illegitimate father of a number of children.

by Denverite3 December 12, 2014

father ted

a great series

every episode ever made

by dave August 15, 2003

No, I am your father

The correct famous phrase in The Empire Strikes back when Luke confronts Vader...

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Kratos3 June 15, 2009

Father McFondles

Generic name for a priest who molests children.

No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

by Procket Man April 5, 2015

Fatherless

A kind of insult used against cringe kids
Mostly Dream smp stans though

Person 1: I'm dreamsexual!~
Intellectual: Here we see some hella Fatherless behaviour

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 19, 2021

Father Jon McGruder

Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.

Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"

Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"

Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."

by thatoneguyfromdowntheway July 25, 2011