fuck free fortnight

A 14 day or two week period in which one dose not engage in sexual intercorse.

Man I haven’t had sex in like two weeks it’s been a fuck free fortnight.

by No nutt April 14, 2019

fortnight

Fortnight is a word that means a period of two weeks. It is commonly used in the sense of kidnapping victim having been violated or beaten for said amount of time. however has no negative or sexual connotation on it's own.

1) I was kidnapped by pirates, they raped and violated me for a fortnight.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.

by sexygerl February 25, 2017

Fortnightitis

An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!

by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019

Fortnightitis

An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!

by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019

Fortnight

A survival game played by people who think that immigrants take all jobs and rely on sport for their future

Oh look Jimmy's being a lil bitch and playing on fortnight because he's got no life, poor Jimmy

by MIZHOG1983 May 16, 2018

Fortnight

A game where mostly boys and some girls will try to win 1 and be the last one standing.

Saturday’s are for the fortnight bois
Or
YO I GOT A 360 NO SKOP IN FORTNIGHT

by REEEEEEEESE November 12, 2018

Fortnighter

Also Fortniter - an all-nighter spent playing Fortnite. Most often happens when "ok, one last game" becomes "oh we will definitely win this time".

- I think I'm pulling a Fortnighter today.
- Dude that's like the third one this week. Do you win a lot?
- I will definitely win this time

by FFrozenMoose June 17, 2018