A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
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Get the forensic kinesiology mug.FORENSIC as an adjective has two senses: ❶ scientific methods used to investigate crimes; finding evidence to solve a crime. ❷ having to do with the courts or legal system.
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FORENSIC EVIDENCE is collected to determine cause and manner of a death and/or crime. Forensic evidence may be used in a legal trial.
FORENSIC PATHOLOGY studies the human body to decide cause and manner of death.
FORENSIC ODONTOLOGY studies dentition, for identification.
FORENSIC TOXICOLOGY delves into drugs and poisons and what they may have done to someone.
FORENSICS is a noun that means ➔ Scientific tests or techniques used in connection with the detection of crime.
~~~~~Usage:
FORENSIC EVIDENCE is collected to determine cause and manner of a death and/or crime. Forensic evidence may be used in a legal trial.
FORENSIC PATHOLOGY studies the human body to decide cause and manner of death.
FORENSIC ODONTOLOGY studies dentition, for identification.
FORENSIC TOXICOLOGY delves into drugs and poisons and what they may have done to someone.
FORENSICS is a noun that means ➔ Scientific tests or techniques used in connection with the detection of crime.
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Get the Foresnack mug.1. The ultimate beer-pong distraction, involving snapping while beating your forearm with two fingers and over annunciating the phrase "wikipedia forensics".
2. To investigate something by use of wikipedia.
2. To investigate something by use of wikipedia.
1. We would have won the tourney but the other team was too good at wikipedia forensics and we tanked it.
2. Person A: Elton John was born in france
Person B: No way, Im gonna use wikipedia forensics, thats bullshit.
2. Person A: Elton John was born in france
Person B: No way, Im gonna use wikipedia forensics, thats bullshit.
by ydgamer March 14, 2011
Get the wikipedia forensics mug.An activity performed after sex with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. The idea is to remove all forms of physical and circumstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.
These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.
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