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v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.
v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.
v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
dude i totally blue footed boobied your mom last night before i ESRed her.
dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
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The act of having sex with a man of the wilderness that is hairy and large in physical stature with a very abnormally large penis.
Jane went camping with her girlfriends for the weekend in the Smokey Mountains and got laid by a man that was a cross between Grizzly Adams and John Holmes. Jane was big footed last night.
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Annabelle: What?
Alexandrea: Ouch! My blue-footed boobies hurt!
Annabelle: I went to the Arctic and it never happened to me!
Alexandrea:It's cause Benjamin made me do the "polar bear plung" without a wet suit!
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