Fois

A term in which means whatever you want it to mean. Also refers to a new sport that was invented by a couple of foisful men.

-I am going to go foising later
-All i ever do is fois.

-Who the fois made this word?

by Foisman47 November 17, 2010

Failstrom

A portmanteau of the words 'fail' and 'Maelstrom'. A fail that is so much of a fail that it sucks everything around it into its vortex and turns everything else into a fail.

OMFG that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. It was a sort of a Failstrom for the entire room.

by D Adler February 5, 2010

Failswitch Engage

True band name of Killswitch Engage.

Failswitch Engage sucks

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

failslut

A person who would be defined as a slut, except their promiscuous attempts are in vain.

Person 1: Dude, that girl's saggy tits are almost hanging out for everyone to see. She leaves nothing up to the imagination!

Person 2: ...which is ironic, because she isn't getting any. What a failslut lololol

by invisibleunicycle January 31, 2009

april fools day

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.

Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!

by Basil March 31, 2005

April Fools Day

Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.

Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day

by Urban_Dictionary_Daily247 April 1, 2015

Foisty Fish

A Foisty Fish is a seedy sex trap, when someone lays waiting naked for you to return, but they aren't waiting in a sexy way, quite the opposite.
Slithering and sliming around the bed, in their own filth expecting sex - but the sight of it is an instant turn off.

I walked in to my hotel room last night and there was a foisty fish laying there waiting for me.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018