by fiftynites June 22, 2008

fuck me sideways; saying you would rather be fucked sideways than whatever else is bothering you; this is a better option than the other
by -bibihj January 4, 2012

An online saying that stands for Fat Mexican. It isn't said very often and only the white people that know about it say it when they are playing in online games with Mexicans. Mexicans usually reply with "do you wanté an orangé?" or "Tu es una borradora del Domingo Républico de la quarté"
by Ngut July 17, 2006

by lebron May 4, 2004

Acronym for Fuck My Spelling. Almost like FML only you say it after you realize that you have horribly fucked up a word.
eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: So there was this Jahoover witness that came to my door today
eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: fms
Mister294: /facepalm
eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: fms
Mister294: /facepalm
by TreeBobJoe November 4, 2009

by Tone Carbone October 1, 2006
