2000 Flushes Poo

Inserting some feces into the top tank of a toilet, similar to how one would place a "2000 flushes blue" cleaning tablet into one. Based on the same logic, you can theoretically enjoy 2000 flushes of poo after implementation.

While water sits in the upper holding tank, it absorbs a number of poo particles until the flush mechanism is triggered, when they travel through the flush valve and are dispersed into the main bowl for enjoyment.

Synonym: Upper Decker
Acronym: 2FP

Suzy, I noticed you're keen on using the 2000 Flushes Poo (2FP) self refreshing toilet system. People at the party just will not stop raving about it!

by boner_b_wild March 26, 2009

Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

Mr fuschetti

An incompetent human being that was the fat kid in pe that never got chosen and did steroids to get bigger but the effects of the steroids made him have a small dick. He now is half a man and has a Shitty pe job and a displeasured and cheats on him and takes it out on his students and loves through his unpleasured sex life and lives thorough it with Avacodos. He

Hi I’m a mr fuschetti kind of person

by Gotcha uwu daddy June 17, 2019

2,000 Dirty Flushes

Ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person. The result is a "blue water effect" in the toilet bowl similar to that of commercial cleaning products.

Lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on Jaimies toilet. That bitch will think she's getting a clean bowl.... but she's not. Jaimie is a dumb ass.

by lilmissblue August 29, 2010

flushed

A state of intoxication where one begins to feel warm, pleasent, and craves more to drink. When some one has drank enough alcohol to feel beyond buzzed, but not quite tipsy.

Those four shots did me well, and I'm feeling flushed.
Hey boys, I'm feeling flushed, let's grab another beer.

by Elliot Moore January 8, 2006

:flushed:

tee hee

I farded again :flushed:

by StinkyApe April 7, 2021

flirt flusher

Someone who flirts with someone, and is initially successfull, but then flushes it all down the toilet by doing something stupid.

#1. Mike is a flirt flusher: Nancy asked him to help her put on her coat and then he grabbed her crotch and flushed all his hard earned flirt points down the toilet! She was pissed!

#2. Shaner is a flirt flusher: He got Nessa's phone number, and then ridiculed her son (not realizing he was her son).

by Ed Vyzer March 10, 2009