Fart Flops

Gardening clogs that make fart sounds when you walk.

Let me change my shoes before we go shopping. I CAN'T wear my fart flops in public, people will think I have a digestive disorder!

by gooseontheloose September 3, 2009

Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

by t3hKEG December 12, 2007

bro flops

(noun)
sports flip flops worn with a pair of ankle high socks. Also typically worn with (but not limited to) shorts, sweat pants, or pajama pants.

Most predominantly found on college campus's

"dude, I just bought a new pair of bro flops from Adidas!"

"Some people wear flip flops to the beach, but I like to get sand in my socks. That's why I wear bro flops."

"Today I woke up and got dressed as usual, but when I got to the door I noticed my shoes were gone!?, so my only choice was to wear sandals; but I didn't want to take my socks off... so I decided to wear my bro flops"

by Firefoxett August 10, 2009

fag flops

flip flops that are worn by a dude, often referring towards how gay they are

Jim- "Steve, What the hell are those?"
Steve- "Just my sweet new flip flops from Hollister"
Jim- "Look like fag flops to me"

by Jimmy Orlander August 10, 2007

Steve Flats

A Steve Flat is a cigarette that has been crushed flat due to constantly sitting on the pack which has been placed in the back pocket. Widely rejected and criticized at first the Steve Flat cigarette has gained in popularity and has acquired a wide fan base amongst smokers because of its tendency to never roll when placed down, other reasons for preferring this smoke are unknown but my best guess is, its the first change in a cigarette shape since its creation.

Barrett- "Yo Steve, can i grab a smoke off you"
Steve - "Ya, no problem"
Barrett - "What the fuck lol, its flat"
Steve - "Ya i know, I sat on them....again. I'm trying to name it, don't know what though"
Mario - "Call it a Steve Flats"
Barrett - "Massive!"
Steve - "lol fuckin Barrett"

by Stevie_Hagie October 26, 2009

flooster

Vag, chicane

Up The Flooster, Floostering around, how's your flooster

by FelOoster March 31, 2017