The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016

open the floodgates

Verb-To bring forth an epic revolution of social justice and freedom of culture.

MAN: God, society is in hell, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1

GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates

by Waters-Serenade December 6, 2010

Floodgates

Extremely short jeans, usually worn by a "Gain" or someone who is just a fucking nerd. They are so high that you can see their ankels and their socks.

Damn, look at that kid. He's got massive floodgates!

by Paskwal and Gain December 29, 2008

floodgate

When she has her period as he eats her out and he swallows it all by accident.

He choked because she caused a floodgate.

by Mr Rogers. November 26, 2010

Floodgated

when haviing sex in the vagina , the girl pisses. When the dick is removed a floodgate happens

Man, midway throught she just floodgated me, it was wrong

by Blue D of the 3rd world December 17, 2009

Floatatious

The ability to float very well

I was very floatatious in my wetsuit

by Super crafty gurl November 29, 2015

flatmateship

(n)the state of being in a flatmate type relationship with another.

We need to talk about our current flatmateship,.... you need to flush the toilet, Karen!

by TheArtfulDandger June 5, 2019