floppy doggin'

when you are in a state of utter delirium and you find every little thing to be the funniest thing ever. it is similar to being drunk or high without the bad side affects. it usually happens when you are in the state of pure exhaustion. known to usually occur between the hours of 12am to 4am.

sam- "jessi, can you pass me the ketchup please?"

jessi-"your mom. hhhhhhahahahhhhhhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

sam : "wow. you are really floppy doggin'"

by sam and winston and jessi October 18, 2008

big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

Floppy Donkey

The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!

When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey

by samps daddy January 26, 2011

floppy dick porn

Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.

Is she having sex with his thigh? Yeah, this is just floppy dick porn.

by Gabe K. March 15, 2007

floppy disk

Of or referring to a man's penis in a way that will not offend those who don't understand.

Girl 1 - "I hear Dan's got a huge floppy disk."
Girl 2 - "Really? I wanna see it."
Girl 1's Mom - "You kids still use floppy disks? That's so wonderful."

by yuskjr May 22, 2009

Floppy Dog

One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.

Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).

Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.

Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........

by Tong28 March 14, 2009

Floppy Disk Carrying Case

A device for transporting and protecting 3.5 inch floppy disks.

My floppy disk carrying case got wet when it rained, but my floppy disk remained intact and performing at a high level due to the water resistance of the carrying case.

by floppy disk guy March 2, 2004