Flaggot

A social media user whose profile picture is in line with public expectations. Placing Flags and slogans around their avatar in accordance with the 'current thing'.

"I wonder if those Flaggots realize the Ukraine is a haven for kid ufckers and a laundry for human trafficking"?

by TheHundredthMonkey April 30, 2022

Flaggot

Post 9/11 Americans who adorn their vehicles with Old Glory

"Look at all the flaggots goin down the shore this weekend"

by fla-guts April 29, 2003

Flaggot

Noun: A person who as a porch flag for every holiday and can be frequently seen changing it in accordance to the upcoming holiday.

Example One:
Bewildered Bystander One: "Oh my gosh does he seriously have a flag for Arbor Day?"

Bewildered Bystander Two: "Yeah, he's such a flaggot"

Example Two:
Flaggot: "Like oh no I do not remember where I put my porch flag for ANZAC Day!"

Uninterested Neighbor: "Dude you're such a Flaggot."

by Dixon Cider III June 17, 2010

flaggot

A guy who is in the flag corps of a marching band and has to either a) wear the girl outfit, b) have a different outfit that doesn't really match the girl flag people, or c) a combo of a and b

Ha look at that flaggot in the middle of all of the girl flaggers! He must be gay!

by AJ October 6, 2005

Flaggot

A false patriot who uses preposterous number of flags to cover his utter lack of civic engagement or national service. The Flaggot will occasionally use flags to mitigate acts of racial or xenophobic aggression.

What a Flaggot!That idiot with all the flags on his pickup just yelled at that Sikh cab driver, calling him an "Arab"!

by AleisterAK July 7, 2017

Flaggot

Any person that lives and boulders in the quaint little town of Flagstaff, Arizona.

That BK has to be the biggest Flaggot I know.

by bolder December 13, 2006

Flaggot

The Color Guard Members in a Marching Band

"Meg is a total flaggot"

by that guy in randolphia September 30, 2005