flomp

1) Notional sound a feline makes when they fall over sideways - usually intentionally, for whatever reason cats do things like that.

2) The act of intentionally falling over sideways, usually as done by a cat.

Note, both definitions apply to all manner of cats, from tigers to sand cats.

The theater audience thought it was cute when they saw the lion cub flomp.

by Dennis The Tiger April 17, 2005

Fomper

A person who imitates competition dancers. These people wear booty shorts, bedazzled bra tops and say "Work". They don't cheer on their friends when they have their solo, but cheer for other people. It is not always a good thing to be called a fomper, but sometimes it is. They don't actually dance in real competition dance, but they dream about it.

Did you see Gabby's bedazzled bra top?

Yes, she is such a fomper.

by Fomper4Life May 21, 2011

fomp

truly popularised by comic artist iharthdarth on livejournal.com verbalising the sound you would hear when Vader falls flat on his face.

Palpatine: 'Walk forth my minion!' Vader: FOMP
Palpatine: 'OK yeah, we're going to have to work on that entrance there kiddo.'

by kiptrip June 30, 2005

Flomper

a turd that comes out so fast that it splashes the toilet water into ur bunghole

i dropped a flomper n it soaked my anus.

by Romicks Class May 13, 2005

fromp

One who goes around smelling girl's bicycle seats.

As soon as Cindy got off of her Huffy, the town fromp ran over and took a whiff of her seat.

by .kC. February 1, 2008

Fwomp

1: The sound a jellyfish makes during reproduction.

2: A replacement for the word fuck.

1: The small children on the field trip were spooked by the fwomp made by the jellyfish.

2: What the fwomp are you doing? Motherfwomper! Oh, fwomp!

- Did you see those two totally fwomping in the corner?

by fwompppppp876 July 31, 2009

Fomp

Fomp was a 60's term for a large pompadour worn by a man.

Dude was sportin a big ol' fomp.

by pezfarm January 24, 2010