foot fisting

Verb: fütt fisting
Forcibly inserting one's foot into the anus or vagina of another.

Hey baby I just got a pedicure, now I wanna foot fist you!
Now get ready for the foot fisting of your life!

by Weezerlungs December 2, 2013

fitbin

Worlds worst swear word.
As first used in Viz Comic.

"Oh Fitbin, I've just caught the wife shagging the milkman in my new shed!"

by carlclegg September 14, 2004

Fittina

Going to do something.

Girl, I'm fittina bust a cap in her ass.

by chase wiggs June 20, 2005

Bulimic Bro Fisting

An act that requires three participants (gender does not matter), and involves one participant either fisting the anus or vagina of the second participant, while a third participant fists the mouth of the second participant. The two (participants 1 and 3) then bump fists inside the organs of the second participant and then pull out allowing the the second participant to then vomit/shit his entrails onto the floor/bed/table/etc..

Anthony was able to convince Shaun and Joey to try bulimic bro fisting, needless to say Anthony didn't come out of that one with a clean carpet.

by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011

flitting

mitching, skipping class

Friend: Why weren't you in maths?
Me: I was flitting

by rain_in_spain June 5, 2022

Dick Fitting

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.

Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.

by The Rockit April 27, 2010

Fittizio

Crasi delle parole "Fitto" e "tizio". Ovvero, esponente della schiera di tirapiedi, simpatizzanti o semplici elettori di uno o più componenti della famiglia di politicanti italiana Fitto. Già conosciuti come "Fitto boys", dopo la scissione con Berlusconi sono passati a una denominazione meno anglofona.

in piazza c'è solo un fittizio che aspetta il comizio. gli altri staranno leccando i piedi al comitato

by blindbard June 8, 2015