ftek

Acronym for Fuck the Enter Key. Used in internet chat slang. Used when the enter key is hit accidentally, such as when trying to hit the ' key.

John: So i'm going down to the store but I won
Jack: ?
John: Ftek!

by CHFan June 24, 2008

fittkuk

Swedish slang for vagina and penis in the same word.

Oh man, i lost so bad and was so pissed so i was like FITTKUK!

by fittkukaman June 19, 2017

Fitzkischnortzelborb

The act of gifting someone a made up word, that they get to put a definition to.

Its my birthday and my wife gave me a fitzkischnortzelborb.

by davhamm July 2, 2020

Fifek

a sexy and very gorgeous man who has the biggest dick in all of the universes and timelines that has possibly existed. i don't know how it's possible that this guy is this beautiful en sah de sah

you : hey im fifek

her : *wet pussy* can we fuck steuplait frérot ?

by Chahine05 January 2, 2021

Siti Aidil Fatekhah

Beautiful

OMG she's so Siti Aidil Fatekhah

by Unc1e Ray August 6, 2022

Firekiller

A Firekiller is an unexpected and OBVIOUSLY unwanted visitor knocking at your door when one is pleasuring oneself, and rudely interrupting said pleasuring, killing "the fire" and forcing you to rush to the door..

fap fap fap DING DONG... O.o *rushes into clothes*....... stupid INSIPID donation idiot. x.x gfto you firekiller!

by Lord Fureon January 14, 2009

fitikaka

In Japanease culture, fishermen would bury a girl up to her neck in the sand and then maturbate on her head for good luck. It is sometimes done in modern japan with prostitutes by heads of major corporations for good luck in business deals.

The businessmen preformend fitkaka on the prostitute to close the deal.

by john mills December 16, 2004