Hillbilly Hand Fishin

You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.

I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.

by Weinerstinkman syphollusaur September 14, 2011

Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012

Gone Fishin'

When an amputee with hooks for hands masturbates.

Remember that guy that lost his hands in Nam? He's gone fishin'.

by dartiki April 21, 2009

going fishin'

Hunting for a sexy southern man. Finding a "catch".

friend: " what're you doin' ma'am?? "
Marcie: " going fishin' girl!! it's raining men ! "
friend: " hope you find a catch. "
Marcie: " oh, girl....i will! "

by marcie owens November 11, 2011

swedish fishin

when u eat a girl out and she has a fishy vag that’s been covered in perfume in order to try to cover up the fishy.

“bro i heard you hookup with stacy last night how was that she’s fucking hot”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”

by bruhyeetsmd August 7, 2019

Swamp Fishin

To be railing a girl with the most disgusting smelling pussy.

My bro was swamp fishin again and his room ain’t smell the same for a month.

by Swampers September 15, 2021

I’m fishin

I’m fishin

“?‘Brian: “man how you doin

dan: man I’m fishin I made a 100 K and nailed .
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by Karped July 24, 2020