redneck fireplace

A space heater or any portable indoor heating device.

Ya'll I'm cold. Plug up that redneck fireplace, ya hear?

by Pete Warren January 6, 2008

Firesign Theater

Comedy group from the late 60's/early 70's who made such classic albums as "Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand me the Pliers" and "All Hail Lennon and Marx"
(with photos of John Lennon and Groucho Marx on the cover). Off-the-wall; very drug inspired and fun to listen to while doing drugs. College kids from that era still quote them to this day; i.e. "United Snakes of America", "Don't eat with your hands, use your entrenching tools." Most fun when listening with Koss headphones.

Let's get fucked up and listen to Firesign Theater in my dorm room.

by Liberte July 18, 2006

Fireside Tweet

Nickname given to Donald Trump's tweets in resemblance to Roosevelt's fireside chats and how he talks directly to his fellow Americans in times of hardship.

"Trump's Fireside Tweets about our improving economy fill me with hope"

by Vicious43 January 12, 2017

fireplug

A term usually attributed to a man whose physical stature closely resembles a fireplug/fire hydrant. He is usually of below average height, stocky or muscular build, thick arms and legs, with a thick or not readily visible neck.

This term is primarily used in the bear subculture of the gay community.

"I like my men to be built like a fireplug."

Professional weightlifters, bodybuilders, shot putters, and discus throwers are often labeled as fireplugs.

by Toropop October 13, 2008

Princeton Fireplace

The act of warming up your penis with icy hot then inserting into a vagina.

She really loves a Princeton Fireplace in the heat of the moment!

by Carlos Cafe August 30, 2011

The Amazon Firefighter

This can be accomplished while you are having some great sex with a girl. When you start reaching your climax, grab a zippo and light her pussyhair on fire, then pull out your dick and extinguish it with your load.

Simon: Dude, did you have sex with Hannah yesterday, after the party?
John: Yeah, i lid her pussy on fire and pulled off The Amazon Firefighter.
Simon: Fuckin' sweet dude.
Arthur: A guy did that to me once. I ended up with 3rd degree burns in my ass.
John: What the fuck Arthur!?
Simon: Let's get the fuck outta here.

by Fapmaster November 28, 2012

Spanish Fireplace

When a girl queefs under the covers and shoves her friend/partner's head under and makes them smell it.

"Dude, she just let one rip and shoved my head under the blankets! It was nasty!"
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."

by goatrul3z March 13, 2010