mexican firedragon

the act of shoving a taco into a girls vagina while putting hot sauce on your penis and thouroghly humping it

1st person:oh man i gave jane the mexican firedragon last nite
2nd person:wuz it fun?

1st person: hell no it burnt like a bitch

by nnnmmm May 4, 2010

Alaskan Firedragon

The act of having someone drink a cold beverage (like a slushy) then giving oral with said beverage in their mouth. Then, right when you cum, smacking the back of their head making the beverage and cum shoot out from their nose and mouth.

Alaskan Firedragons are messy.

by TheMeowingSpanker November 23, 2015

Alaskan Firedragon

When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.

Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.

by Greymatter 96 December 27, 2015

Alaskan Firedragon

The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra

Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 20, 2017

wisconsin firedragon

A person that was uncontrollable ass squirts.

Guy: Want to have anal, babe?
Girl: It might be gross, I'm a Wisconsin Firedragon

by Chicken Little III January 22, 2015

Alaskan Firedragon

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and just before he cums he says something such as i have herpes than the woman will try to pull away but then the man pushes her head deep onto his cock than ejaculates through her sinuses causes the semen to leak out of her nose this is similar to laughing with milk in your mouth.

Timmy just gave that girl an Alaskan Firedragon.

by Swaggy chicken man 3000 yeeahh September 19, 2018

European Firedragon

When your boyfriend is eating you out and at the very last second she yells "I HAVE AIDS"
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon

i gave this guy a European Firedragon last night

by senpachi September 2, 2021