Amazing race of people who mostly are confused whether they are Asian or Pacific Islander when they are really both. Some Filipinos especially Filipino Americans think they are black. But that's because they listen to too much Hip-Hop. not saying that listening to Hip-hop is bad for Filipinos but like San Miguel beer and other forms of alcohol it should be listened to with Pulutan.
Other Filipinos must speak Ilokano if they live in Hawaii and only in Hawaii must they speak Ilokano. In the mainland USA they can Speak in any Other Filipino language they wish. If
Civilian life is too hard for a Filipino they must join the Filipino
Mafia by enlisting in the US Navy, which is really the Filipino
Navy. To become a full fledge Member of the Filipino Mafia
you must be fluent in Tagalog. This is different than the
Ilokano Mafia,in which you must be fluent in Ilokano. To join the Pacquiao mafia I think U have to be fluent in Visayan as a pre-requisit. A true Visayan also has to own a Kris Sword, married Visaya couples will both be equal in skill with the Kris Sword. All younger generation Males are good at basketball or have repressed basketball skills that only shine through daily practice.
Last of all, Ilocanos are either Rich or extremely Kuripot.
Other Filipinos must speak Ilokano if they live in Hawaii and only in Hawaii must they speak Ilokano. In the mainland USA they can Speak in any Other Filipino language they wish. If
Civilian life is too hard for a Filipino they must join the Filipino
Mafia by enlisting in the US Navy, which is really the Filipino
Navy. To become a full fledge Member of the Filipino Mafia
you must be fluent in Tagalog. This is different than the
Ilokano Mafia,in which you must be fluent in Ilokano. To join the Pacquiao mafia I think U have to be fluent in Visayan as a pre-requisit. A true Visayan also has to own a Kris Sword, married Visaya couples will both be equal in skill with the Kris Sword. All younger generation Males are good at basketball or have repressed basketball skills that only shine through daily practice.
Last of all, Ilocanos are either Rich or extremely Kuripot.
Manny Pacquiao is the Greatest Boxer in the universe. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Is an arrogant bastaard, a Fat Filipino Martial Artist who eats fish, rice , and pork on a daily basis could whup his @$$!
by F1MacbookPhone September 27, 2011
Filipinos, or Flips as they are better known as, are a species of sub-human from the Philippine Islands in the South China Sea. The islands serve as the world's largest zoo boasting many varied species of flora and fauna along with the indigenous sub-humans called Flips.
They are famed worldwide for copying famous inventions, cuisine, cultural traits and ideas and re-branding them as their own. They are however, also infamous for not being able to copy them perfectly and all their products end up working worse than the originals. When this happens, the typical Flip will then resort to lying about it, outright cheating more gullible folk or just plain stealing when all else fails.
As the world's only zoo nation. They are much loved for the spectacle they afford everyone else. From old favourites like the 'world's largest outdoor swimming pool whenever it rains', to 'electing an old boxer with possible brain damage to be a president'.
They also have the great honour of being the test bed for every chemical weapon deployed in human history. Mustard gas? It's called Mustard gas because it was first deployed in Makati, Manila.
The 'M' in Mustard was taken from the 'M' in Manila. Though the gas deployed at that time was significantly weaker than what is used today, hence the surviving, yet mentally retarded populace.
And that my friends is the example of a Filipino.
They are famed worldwide for copying famous inventions, cuisine, cultural traits and ideas and re-branding them as their own. They are however, also infamous for not being able to copy them perfectly and all their products end up working worse than the originals. When this happens, the typical Flip will then resort to lying about it, outright cheating more gullible folk or just plain stealing when all else fails.
As the world's only zoo nation. They are much loved for the spectacle they afford everyone else. From old favourites like the 'world's largest outdoor swimming pool whenever it rains', to 'electing an old boxer with possible brain damage to be a president'.
They also have the great honour of being the test bed for every chemical weapon deployed in human history. Mustard gas? It's called Mustard gas because it was first deployed in Makati, Manila.
The 'M' in Mustard was taken from the 'M' in Manila. Though the gas deployed at that time was significantly weaker than what is used today, hence the surviving, yet mentally retarded populace.
And that my friends is the example of a Filipino.
Person A: Man! That's a nice pair of shoes you got on!
Person B: These aren't shoes, they're flip flops!
Person A: Flip flops?
Person B: Yeah, you know, the skin of a flip? They're resilient as hell! More than a century of lying and stealing while believing their lies makes a flip quite resistant to the elements!
Person A: Man! That's awesome! Where can I get me some flips to skin?
Person X: Dude, these crummy "Filipino Pride" headphones broke after a day of use!
Person Y: Well yeah, it's "Filipino Pride" for a reason, you buy them to support the zoo, but you're meant to steal headphones from the other tourists!
Person B: These aren't shoes, they're flip flops!
Person A: Flip flops?
Person B: Yeah, you know, the skin of a flip? They're resilient as hell! More than a century of lying and stealing while believing their lies makes a flip quite resistant to the elements!
Person A: Man! That's awesome! Where can I get me some flips to skin?
Person X: Dude, these crummy "Filipino Pride" headphones broke after a day of use!
Person Y: Well yeah, it's "Filipino Pride" for a reason, you buy them to support the zoo, but you're meant to steal headphones from the other tourists!
by articulate November 17, 2014
Well, for one, we eat a lot of rice, pork, and generally not to healthy stuff, but it works out well. Umm, a lot of corruption, not great, but its doing better for sure.
We’re also not too great with schedules, especially with like parties and shit. Being only half Filipino, I am literally a foot taller than my entire family over there, so yeah, short as fuck. Those of us who are paler are often confused with the Japanese, and those of us who are darker, well we usually look Mexican or some other Hispanic country. Culture wise, I’d say we’re a chaotic mix. There’s definitely middle eastern tradition, a good amount of American influence, Spanish language similarities, (ie. I don’t speak any of the dialects, but I can sorta understand enough of it because I can speak Spanish), Japanese, and pretty much anything you’d expect.
Filipino + sun = darker Filipino. We don’t really burn all that much.
We’re also not too great with schedules, especially with like parties and shit. Being only half Filipino, I am literally a foot taller than my entire family over there, so yeah, short as fuck. Those of us who are paler are often confused with the Japanese, and those of us who are darker, well we usually look Mexican or some other Hispanic country. Culture wise, I’d say we’re a chaotic mix. There’s definitely middle eastern tradition, a good amount of American influence, Spanish language similarities, (ie. I don’t speak any of the dialects, but I can sorta understand enough of it because I can speak Spanish), Japanese, and pretty much anything you’d expect.
Filipino + sun = darker Filipino. We don’t really burn all that much.
Filipinos are like the Asian people of black- Donald Glover (he’s not entirely wrong you know, if I were to pick who is the “blackest” Asian culture, definitely Filipinos)
by Black_Asian October 01, 2018
A person living in the Philippines. Zucc's pets. Addicted to talking about love. They get boners talking 'bout those. Those highschool normies listening to "Dalagang Filipina", they like being cheesy "cool rappers". They act like Tiktok f-boys. They like to act like drunken tambays. They can be clever esp. when teasing. If PH kids just see any small romantic relation between 2 opposite genders they say "AYEEEEEEEEEEE"ear-piercingly. They like drama & gossiping, it gets them excited. They like having fun like bonding in malls and chatting in jeepneys. They like messaging in group chats more than calling.
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).
Bright Side Video: The Philippines is the origin of manila pape-
Filipino Comments: LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU'RE FILIPINO!
Filipino Comments: LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU'RE FILIPINO!
by xercmercus July 06, 2019
by Mestiza April 11, 2010
A species of human that will always try to say "Putang ina" in every kind of sentence. Mostly found in top grossing games talking about their level of expertise in the game, such as Dota 2, and more importantly Rules Of Survival and Crossfire. Most of the bulk of these species reside in the realm of Facebook, with most memes being uploaded as their profile pictures and conducting large arguments on facebook groups Lastly, they have their "Filipino pride" with them whenever you insult their country, which is best done by avoiding these types of human.
1. Oh my god dude, you're such a Filipino. Quit arguing about anything and let's eat.
2. John. Your kids are afraid of you. Your wife left you for another man. Stop being a Filipino and fix your stuff dammit.
2. John. Your kids are afraid of you. Your wife left you for another man. Stop being a Filipino and fix your stuff dammit.
by ForlornOfTheWoods January 21, 2019
We're from the Philippines. :)
Looks:
Dark hair, tan skin, short height, flat nose (mostly but it suits our looks, anyway), simply beautiful, and sexy! :D
Attitude, interests, etc.
*Ofcourse, I'll say Filipinos are really nice because I'm a filipino lol. But seriously, most of us really are. Sure, there are some who are not but every country has a good and not that good citizens, right?
*We've got a great sense of humor, I'll assure you. We love joking around and stuff even if its corny, we still laugh at it. We always laugh as if its our last day:)
*Filipinos love to have fun; specifically speaking, anything that includes food, music and a lot of friends. You have no idea how much we love eating! XD
*We value the people around us so much. We treat our friends as a family.
*About accent thingy, I dont know but I think we are really good at that. I mean, we can speak english well, most of us even fluently. We can even speak in other countries' accent; meaning, we dont sound so trying hard when speaking in other's language lol.
*Tagalog is our main language, but there are so much more in the Philippines. I honestly dont even know most of them because there's really a lot.
*Some Filipinos have the foreign faces, even if they are naturally born Filipino. Well, simply amazing :3 :D
*We are so nice but, dont. ever. seriously. mess. up. with. us. We are kinda mean, in case of emergency. :p
*And especially, we have a great faith in the Lord. We value it so much. :)
Looks:
Dark hair, tan skin, short height, flat nose (mostly but it suits our looks, anyway), simply beautiful, and sexy! :D
Attitude, interests, etc.
*Ofcourse, I'll say Filipinos are really nice because I'm a filipino lol. But seriously, most of us really are. Sure, there are some who are not but every country has a good and not that good citizens, right?
*We've got a great sense of humor, I'll assure you. We love joking around and stuff even if its corny, we still laugh at it. We always laugh as if its our last day:)
*Filipinos love to have fun; specifically speaking, anything that includes food, music and a lot of friends. You have no idea how much we love eating! XD
*We value the people around us so much. We treat our friends as a family.
*About accent thingy, I dont know but I think we are really good at that. I mean, we can speak english well, most of us even fluently. We can even speak in other countries' accent; meaning, we dont sound so trying hard when speaking in other's language lol.
*Tagalog is our main language, but there are so much more in the Philippines. I honestly dont even know most of them because there's really a lot.
*Some Filipinos have the foreign faces, even if they are naturally born Filipino. Well, simply amazing :3 :D
*We are so nice but, dont. ever. seriously. mess. up. with. us. We are kinda mean, in case of emergency. :p
*And especially, we have a great faith in the Lord. We value it so much. :)
*A filipino went to his/her friend's house*
Filipino: Uyy! Anong meron dyan? (Yo, what do you have there? -- *talks about food hahaha*)
Actually, we are proud to be a really food lover! :) At least, we dont get so fat. :p
Filipino: Uyy! Anong meron dyan? (Yo, what do you have there? -- *talks about food hahaha*)
Actually, we are proud to be a really food lover! :) At least, we dont get so fat. :p
by @joisu_an October 12, 2013