football fields

The definitive unit of measurement. You can always rely on the length of a football field

Newsreporter: the new street will be 2 kilometers long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long

by intewilliam November 12, 2019

get in the field

lets fight.

Since you talking so much shit get in the field.

by They all hate.lucy July 7, 2022

In the field

A figure of speech that describes being active, out & about and making connections.

Where you at bro?
Bout to be in the field. U street going up tonight.

by enjsmoove November 1, 2018

Coopers field

A large park in the centre of Cardiff. This beautiful location's scenery is often made redundant each and every Summer by hopeless drunken children of the "Emo" culture furiously vomiting over eachother whilst dry-humping anything in sight, homeless people included. Other dwellers of this otherwise wonderful park include "Chavs" that synonymously place themselves in public view with the "Emos". Where the "Emos" consider this place to be a public brewery, breeding ground and liquid vomitarium, the "Chavs" have a slightly different agenda. These track-suit tossers hunt the vulnerable prey that is the "Emo" by advancing from behind at roughly 2pm (By this time 95% of the "Emos" are paralytic) and stealing whatever the under-aged victim may be carrying so that they may return home to Ely by 8pm to purchase crack from a 36 year old mother of 274 children. More often than not this usually resorts to violence.

The less popular "functional family with 2.43989 children and a chihuahua / celestial horned aardvark" can be found scattered around the park brandishing plastic cutlery and various sandwiches and home-made pastries. These creatures tend to flee from the area within twenty minutes or so after being plonked on the bonce repeatedly with a half empty bottle of white storm by one of the intoxicated natives.

Safe bro. Me and Flipper Bill just "scored a draw" off Blodwin in Smallmans, wanna come to the blue shop and buy some motor oil so we can get "steamin'" and "block-up" in the doggin' tree about three thousand miles into Coopers field and perhaps steel a "peng" emos tampons brev? *insert incomprehendable local slang to finish the conversation"... Nice one

by Jumpedbyparrots January 13, 2011

Fieldingism

A religion, Noel Fielding is God.

We worship all that is Noel Fielding, including his heavenly 8 inches, his Mod powers, and his oh-so amazing hair.
We watch the Mighty Boosh, fall in love with Richmond, and watch Sweet EVERYDAY.
We pray that ‘Goth Detectives’ becomes a show and we car dance.
We wear Mirrorball suits and ponchos to bed.

LET US ALL PRAISE OUR GOD NOEL.

Worshippers are known as 'Fielders'.

A connecting religion is the religion of the Boosh, worshippers of the Boosh are known as Booshies. On Tumblr, Booshies are collectively known as Booshlrs.

Oh my Noel

Praise be Noel

Oh yeah, my religion in Fieldingism.

by Fieldingismisareligion October 27, 2010

bum rape fields

The fields in Failsworth, Manchester, down the street from Cheshire Commons, where something totally fucked up (like getting fucked in the ass hole) is guaranteed to happen, especially if you go there at night.

Bloke #1 - "Hey, r u's cumin to Bum Rape Fields to nyt!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody well right, then!"

by Tommy Cooper August 13, 2007

scrubby kid force field

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.

"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."

by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009