FIJFI

acronym For "Fuck It, Just Fuck It"
1.Used as part of an internal monologue when bedding a girl that ugly,fat,psycho, or any combination of the three.
2. said when one is fed up of dealing with Ignoranusi at work, school, ect.
C. also said when a task has become too perplexing for the person to want to deal with it anymore.

pronounced Fidge-fee

To self. "This chick is bigger than two of OSU's starting defencive linemen" "EHH. FIJFI "

2. "Mr. Smith your supposed to greet every customer within one second of them entering the store" one could respond with FIJFI.

3.Throws down cellphone after losing signal and exclaims "FIJFI!!!!"

by L|_|<45 December 13, 2006

Fiji Water

A great way to feel better after being accosted by a Friends of the Earth street preacher.

After being ranted at by that friends of the earth bloke for 15 mins i went straight into Waitrose and bought a bottle of Fiji Water, that is bottled and then flown around the world.

by ah89 August 30, 2009

Fiji Feet

Fiji Feet are feet that can walk barefooted on natural surfaces without discomfort.

The preference to walking without shoes & socks.

Walking without footwear.

I prefer to go in my Fiji feet.

Why are you barefoot? I’m working on my Fiji feet.

How can you walk on these sharp rocks? I have Fiji feet.

by snarkyharkyshow October 30, 2020

abstracted fiji

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends

girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....

by em mc May 4, 2009

Fijald

To be physically unable to touch someone sexually.

He was Fijald last night.
oh man, its like im fijald or something.

by PW.Love. May 1, 2009

fijindian

A person from Fiji who is also half Indian. This could work the other way around, a person from India could be from Fiji.

PERSON1: Hey, are you Indian?
PERSON2: Nah bro, I'm Fijindian.

Credit to Raees

by IEMK October 15, 2017

Fijian

Fijians - Hospitable but in great need for procrastination gene extraction. The warmth they shower you with when you reach their shores is genuine. They are unrivaled in terms of their smiles but behind this lurks grand-daddies who were still cannibals just 200 years ago so don't push it with them - especially when on a boat. They can be crushingly sweet if you impress them with your manners but watch out for prolonged but gentle shaking: they are pissed off my friend. There is only one thing that paralyses them to the point of non-function: farting out loud in church: they must not be seen 'laughing' in church. Rugby is a national passion, the players are also passionately linked to Tyson's tendency to bite ears. Without any sense of time, to meet them at 2pm, one must suggest a midday meeting time unless you like waiting for two hours and then NOT get an explanation: c'est normal: this is called 'fiji time'. Being former British subjects, their laws are still penal, you can still be charged with sodomy but a crowd favourite/drawer is the smattering of gay shows all year around. Do not ask for directions, there is a national response: over there. Do not be offended by the questions: it is a national obsession. They will speak correct english if they have to otherwise, one needs to listen well to get the general drift of the fij-lish. (Eg provided)

Tourist: Hello
Fijian: Booollllaaaa (Bula=Greetings)
Tourist: Umm where's the Metropole?
Fijian: You from where??
Tourist: Latvia. Umm where's the Met..
Fijian: Whatchu doing here?
Tourist: Oh just visiting but I need to get to ..
Fijian: Your family here?
Tourist: No.
Fijian: Oi ok.
Tourist: Where is the Metro..
Fijian: Oi gang, thing just around the corner, over there.
(Two hours later: Tourist still walking around in circles it seems!)

by Ariela Zibiah January 16, 2010