FIJFI 

acronym For "Fuck It, Just Fuck It"
1.Used as part of an internal monologue when bedding a girl that ugly,fat,psycho, or any combination of the three.
2. said when one is fed up of dealing with Ignoranusi at work, school, ect.
C. also said when a task has become too perplexing for the person to want to deal with it anymore.

pronounced Fidge-fee

To self. "This chick is bigger than two of OSU's starting defencive linemen" "EHH. FIJFI "

2. "Mr. Smith your supposed to greet every customer within one second of them entering the store" one could respond with FIJFI.

3.Throws down cellphone after losing signal and exclaims "FIJFI!!!!"

FIJFI by L|_|<45 December 13, 2006

fijmin

The coolest fucking fish ever and is the pet fish of the Dolan twins.

fijmin is The Dolan Twins pet fish.

fijmin by thedolantwins1234 February 9, 2017

Fiji-ing 

The act of getting your back blown out while eating a ketchup pizza in Fiji.

I dropped my pizza with ketchup on the floor after Fiji-ing in the hotel room last night and all I had to clean it up was a squeegee.

Fiji-ing by KYR Carlos February 5, 2021

Fijian Lava Lamp 

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.

LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.

Fijian Lava Lamp by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

Fiifi 

Name of a male, fante born eho was born on friday, modest and Adventrous, thinks about people and has a good heart

Fiifi sch a nice gentleman.

Fiifi by Equilopuial August 12, 2018

Fuck you and your little dog Fifi! 

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.

Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

Fuck you and your little dog Fifi! by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

A Fiji Water 

A really hawt, and hard to get dude/gal

“Damnnn Dylan is such a Fiji Water”

“The new girl Stacy is such a Fiji Water, all the boys are drooling over her”

A Fiji Water by squacoon October 17, 2018