Craig Ferguson

Scottish actor, author, and comedian. Hilarious, flirty, and the sexiest man alive. Has the ability to cause spontaneous orgasms, as well as Fergasms.

Friend: Come out with us, we wanna give you money and drinks and attempt to make this very night the reason for your existence.

Me: No need, I'm watching Craig Ferguson tonight.

by invinciblersa June 19, 2011

Yeetus the Feetus

when someone is throwing a baby. the baby is a "feetus" and "yeetus" meaning to throw.

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
mom *throws across the room

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
dad: wait doesnt "yeetus the feetus" mean throwing the bab-
mom *throws across the room*

by tf dont ask questions.. April 15, 2019

Yeetus Fetus Deletus

It is a sacred worship to our lord and Savior that involves grabbing a baby or fetus and send it to our lord with a either a throw or a kick and yelling 'Yeetus Fetus Deletus' or simply 'Yeetus fetus' or just 'yeet'. this sacred ritual should not be interrupted or the worshipers will send you up for your 'felonies'.

this is also a term for a common 2019 internet meme.

'ima give that kid a yeetus fetus deletus'

by KlasherKing October 10, 2019

fetus burger

a tasty and delicious snack

man josh i just had the tastiest fetus burger ever man i can make u one if u want

by phrak01010101 August 13, 2010

Fetus Bowl

The smallest bowl of weed. Ever. That still gets you high.

You only brought enough weed for a f*cking fetus bowl, jackass.

by iBarney Ballsack October 13, 2010

fetus harry styles

harry styles in his early teen years. quite unbelievably attractive yet cute at the same time. im mad because boys don’t look like how he did at 16 years old at my school.

omg have you seen pictures of fetus harry styles?? he’s so cute!!

by onedirectionisalifestyle November 6, 2021

Pre-Fetus Feed

A hot, creamy load of man juice.

Open up dat mouth. Imma give you da Pre-Fetus Feed baby.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017