Fargo

The act of extreme mutilation. Derived from the 1996 movie "Fargo" in which a kidnapper feeds his accomplice through a woodchipper.

He came at me and I was like, bra please, I'll Fargo you so bad you'll be bleeding for years.

by eballa April 12, 2011

Fergal

The sweetest person you'll probably ever meet in your life. Once you start talking to them it's literally impossible to stop, not that you would be able to not talk to them. Fergal's genuinely care about others and always give the best advice. They treat everyone with respect and are always fair. They're really really funny and obsessed with dank memes. You smile within seconds of talking to them and they're the best people to go to when you're feeling down. Fergal's are really goodlooking and a nice height. They may be really awkward but it only makes them look cuter. Fergal might as well be called angel

Person 1: Yooo is that fergal
Person 2: Feeegayl?Yeah dankest person in this world

by Yeeteey February 4, 2017

Pulling a Wells Fargo

Definition 1: Adding ambiguous and uncalled for fees to a product or service and only informing the customer of them by hiding the terminology deep in a document.

Can also mean: When an error or issue is brought to your attention and you refuse to take personal responsibility for it.

Bro 1: "Agh, I just bought these french fries but they charged me for the ketchup. When I bought this up the cashier pointed to a small sign on the bathroom door saying they were now charging for ketchup"

Bro 2: "Dude, they are totally pulling a Wells Fargo"

by Well_Skywalker December 17, 2011

Fargo'd

The act of using a wood chipper to dispose of things.

I hated my neighbor's little loudmouth dog so much I fargo'd the stupid thing.

by Eee Pee August 10, 2007

fergie

To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.

I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.

by Urban Observer December 26, 2008

fergie

One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.

That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.

by J-Don March 27, 2007

Fergie

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

by Canadian_86 May 14, 2008