falking

verb:

1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.

2. To Stalk via Facebook

*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.

"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."

"You had sex with a chick from high school?"

"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."

by Smooth In PVille May 11, 2009

farking

Fanatical barking. Shouting, or other forceful, argumentative declarations of an ideology.

I had to turn off the tv because I couldn't listen to one more farking pundit.

by tale slate December 1, 2013

Facking

1. When a group of people in a niche culture only discuss the aspects of said culture in a way that is inaccessible to all others.

2. Geeking out over something no one else understands.

"Those kids are facking over there complaining about their oboes cracking in the cold, snowy, weather."

"You silly kids are facking all over your video games!"

by püpslüt August 19, 2013

falking

Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking

"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"

by Kate - Olivia February 24, 2007

faking love

Another terminology for 'masturbation'. Since one would make love, but instead if it's masturbation, you are therefore creating artificial love, therefore faking said love.

"Feel like faking love to youu"

"I'd fake love to you all night long"

"I think we should fake love"

by Dowlii January 24, 2010

FUKING CREEPY YURI FACE

Something Random in DDLC (absolutly not creepy)

THAT IS SOME FUKING CREEPY YURI FACE

by CharaTheReal1 March 13, 2018

faking caking

A relationship that is fake.

"Hey did you know that Jack hooked up with Jill?"
"They're pretending, their just faking caking."

by that_boy_16 January 2, 2014