Fatlete

A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.

'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'

by datstudentlife October 31, 2015

Fatlete

Former high school or college student who was an athlete, kept up his eating habits and got fat.

Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.

by ursa minor April 14, 2014

faalexkabenocia

a rare disease of the male reproductive organ

Faalexkabenocia made my dick grow like 2 feet... around... mthrfckr

by Steve fuckin awesome + Joe July 11, 2006

fatsexual

A fatsexual is a fat person who is sexual, despite the cultural misconception that the two should not mix.

"I'm coming out of the closet as a fatsexual: I am a fat person who likes to fuck other people, and you all can just fucking deal with that."

by buddhapotter November 9, 2015

fatlax

The art of relaxing after eating a huge meal or sitting around most of the day. Some practices include eating more food or letting one’s flab relax revealing all kinds of embarrassment.

“Whew! After eating that I’m going to go fatlax”
“I’ve been fatlaxing all day; there isn’t much to do around here”

by Hey okay November 19, 2017

Fatlete

An athlete who is overly invested in as a child, but during their teenage years loses interest and gains a substantial amount of weight.

“Timmy’s a fatlete, he was so good at soccer.”

“Yeah I know, now he’s a fat piece of shit”

by Cliffski November 21, 2019

fatlena

Fatlena ,the name which people use for selena gomez coz she gained alot of weight. Might be she should eat Salad and Stop copying Ariana

Eg: lol there's no example for fatlena

by Smashedhard November 25, 2021