Asteroids

A classic arcade game that was made by Atari where you had to shoot asteroids off of the screen. It was black and white but awesome at the time.

I'm going to the Arcade to play Asteroids tonight.

by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

Asteroids

When your cumshot destroys your surroundings

Hey man i just shot some asteroids at my red bull can and knocked it over.

by flavourman April 4, 2009

Asteroids

You might think huge rock but it’s actually a drug you might find while playing a video game

Person 1:Bro I found some Asteroids!

Person 2: Wait what? You mean Steroids?

Person 1:Nah man! Asteroids!

by RobotSkeleton27 January 20, 2020

in a void asteroid

It is a commonly used addition to Bill Haley's "in a while alligator"

...see ya later alligator
...in a while crocidile
... see ya later alligator
... in a void asteroid....

by KiwiOz June 28, 2006

asteroid

One Hugh shit, like having a kid!

Dude i just laid an asteriod!
dude yo face looks like an astroid.

by Nooch September 5, 2003

asteroid impact

(adj.) A class of weapon powerful enough to threaten humanitys' future as much as an asteroid, similar to that which supposedly killed the dinosaurs.

Nuclear weapons (SC18)

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.

Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!

by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016