Fartilator

A rubber hose that is inserted into one's anus providing for the automatic passing of gas... SILENTLY.

Thanks for loaning me your FARTILATOR last night for the awards banquet. I was totally silent and no one knew it was me causing the awful smell in the room.

by King of Fun October 1, 2019

fartface990

the hottest funniest person on the app of tiktok. in other words, the queen of tiktok.

Fartface990 is my queen.

by anon user 21 June 2, 2021

fartface990’s hair

“ fartface990’s hair” is when your hair smells like harry styles hair

eww your hair smells like “ fartface990’s hair”

by Cowboyhop June 2, 2021

Roger that artifact

Another phrase for Ok Boomer
Synonyms: Ok Boomer, That's fun ancient one, of corpse

Mom: dinner is ready.
Son: roger that artifact

by zoomernumberone December 2, 2019

artifact

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.

The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact

by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

Indian artifact

A discarded liquor bottle.

"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"

by McCooligan July 24, 2009

fartface

A face which people make, often unaware, which gives the appearance that they are smelling a noxious odor. Often times, if a person is a fartface, this is the way a person's face looks even when they are not making a face. Also, if a person is a fartface, they also have an attitude or dillusions of being better than everyone around them, which is what causes their face to constantly contort this way.

Person 1: That bitchy looking girl looks like she smells something terrible!
Person 2: No, she's just a fartface.

by kpage727 February 2, 2010