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similar to a queef: it is when you fart and it rolls up your vagina lips as a bubble and it makes a popping sound
"oh i just farped and it smelled" - steph
farp by cwumbs May 14, 2025
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farp farping farpoon Farpet farphanoogin farple farpoot Farpa farpait Farpee
When you fart and poop at the same time.
Oh man I think I just had a farp!
Farp by Farper3000 February 26, 2026

Burt Farp 

A guy who makes inappropriate body sounds at inappropriate times, such as burping, farting, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, laughing, etc.
Fat Bastard was a real Burt Farp at the funeral. He was cranking out one screaming bean bomb after another.
Burt Farp by Connie Quiffer May 26, 2006

Delpy Farp 

A goofy man with a purse, but thinks that it is a "satchel."
I can't believe that delpy farp doesnt realize that he's carrying a purse.
Delpy Farp by Michael the Moth January 16, 2011

turtle_farp 

A cool username used by only the greatest people. Someone that has a turtle_farp username is just incredible at everything.
Gamer: "Wait, are you a turtle_farp?"
turtle_farp: "Yes I am."
turtle_farp by turtle_farp June 4, 2021
While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl
“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”
Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018